The Wannabe Java Rockstar; Category: Personal http://weblog.janek.org/ The Wannabe Java Rockstar: Janek's weblog where all posts go to Eleven (c) 2004, 2005 Janek Schwarz Fog Creek CityDesk 2.0 Personal Fri, 18 May 2018 21:15:00 +0100 weblog@janek.org weblog@janek.org en-us It All Depends On The Perspective Personal We have a 9 month old who puts everything in her mouth. Today, when I put my watch on its band was wet. I asked my wife:

Did you let Hannah lick my watch? The wristband is disgustingly wet.

She replied:

Feeling the wetness is nothing compared to causing it. Your wristband has been soaked with sweat for 3 years. Now that's disgusting.

She's right, I have to admit it.

]]> http://weblog.janek.org/Archive/2005/03/20/ItAllDependsOnThePerspect.html http://weblog.janek.org/Archive/2005/03/20/ItAllDependsOnThePerspect.html Sun, 20 Mar 2005 22:36:45 +0100 http://enetation.co.uk/comments.php?user=speedball2001&commentid=050320223645 Dandy and Communist Personal Our local news paper Berliner Zeitung published an article about  Wolfgang Langhoff entitled Dandy and Communist. In the 1920s, he succeeded as actor and campaigner for the German Communist Party.

Hey, that's a concept I like. So -- in order to get that on file -- when I die, I' like to have it engraved in my stone:

Janek Schwarz -- Dandy and Communist
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Josephine with sunglasses

What do you get when you tell your 2 1/2 year old daughter that she looks cool with sun glasses?

This:

Daddy, why don't you put on your sun glasses? Then you'll be cool too.

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